Maria, 17. I like movies, tv, music, books and anything funny. Talk whenever :)

frienclzonecl:

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

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folieadude:

when you get older do old people start becoming attractive to you like when I’m 70 are 70 year old men gonna look hot like this is a legitimate concern of mine

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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

college-life-crisis:

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dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

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themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

questlon:

i broke up with my gym
we were just not working out

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accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

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